Humor
Worship leaders: “please stand in body or spirit”
Me: “imma stand in spirit”
Finally stopped in a Buc-Eeβs
Spouse: βso did you enjoy Costco having a baby with Cracker Barrel?β π€π
Happy Birthday to all my cybersecurity colleagues! π
The gym was playing βcountryβ music this morning and this is all I could think of.
We got some of those silicone baking mats.
By ancient law, I must shout their name like a Jawa:
Kitzini!
Wore a Minnesota United jersey (Northern Lights) to Target and nobody asked me any questions. π
βMaybe Hobbits are like Mennonites with big hairy feet?β
πΆ TFW you are listening to Hans Zimmer or something and youβre not sure if you are a gladiator or pirate or elf.
πΆ cracking up to summer goth by Aesthetic Perfection
TBF “van de Donk” is a fun name, and I can say this with confidence as someone who has a relative named “Vern den Herder”.
Ok, I try to limit the snark, but…regarding previous post:
TFW you are below Spirit Airlines.
Me, putting on Keen sandals: βlook, Iβm a Mennoniteβ
Cousin: I mean, everybody has a favorite flower
Me, to my spouse: do I have a favorite flower?
Spouse: pine cones?
πΆ genre tags in a never-ending arms race:
βYou shall go out with gorβ