The gym was playing “country” music this morning and this is all I could think of.
We got some of those silicone baking mats.
By ancient law, I must shout their name like a Jawa:
Kitzini!
Wore a Minnesota United jersey (Northern Lights) to Target and nobody asked me any questions. 🙌
“Maybe Hobbits are like Mennonites with big hairy feet?”
🎶 TFW you are listening to Hans Zimmer or something and you’re not sure if you are a gladiator or pirate or elf.
🎶 cracking up to summer goth by Aesthetic Perfection
TBF “van de Donk” is a fun name, and I can say this with confidence as someone who has a relative named “Vern den Herder”.
🎶 just sayin'….
Me, putting on Keen sandals: “look, I’m a Mennonite”
Cousin: I mean, everybody has a favorite flower
Me, to my spouse: do I have a favorite flower?
Spouse: pine cones?
🎶 genre tags in a never-ending arms race:
“You shall go out with gor”
Security birb
🔎 Gotta darken this up and then use it to release a symphonic folk black metal album. 🎶
