Humor
๐บ Weโve been loving the French show โAstridโ (thanks to PBS/Walter Presents).
Any time we offer to watch another episode to one another, we try to use a new A-name (like Walter did in Fringe).
E.g. โWant to watch an Australopithecus tonight?โ
Itโs a fun little game.
Worship leaders: “please stand in body or spirit”
Me: “imma stand in spirit”
Finally stopped in a Buc-Eeโs
Spouse: โso did you enjoy Costco having a baby with Cracker Barrel?โ ๐คญ๐
Happy Birthday to all my cybersecurity colleagues! ๐
The gym was playing โcountryโ music this morning and this is all I could think of.
We got some of those silicone baking mats.
By ancient law, I must shout their name like a Jawa:
Kitzini!
Wore a Minnesota United jersey (Northern Lights) to Target and nobody asked me any questions. ๐
โMaybe Hobbits are like Mennonites with big hairy feet?โ
๐ถ TFW you are listening to Hans Zimmer or something and youโre not sure if you are a gladiator or pirate or elf.
๐ถ cracking up to summer goth by Aesthetic Perfection
TBF “van de Donk” is a fun name, and I can say this with confidence as someone who has a relative named “Vern den Herder”.
Ok, I try to limit the snark, but…regarding previous post:
TFW you are below Spirit Airlines.
Me, putting on Keen sandals: โlook, Iโm a Mennoniteโ
Cousin: I mean, everybody has a favorite flower
Me, to my spouse: do I have a favorite flower?
Spouse: pine cones?
๐ถ genre tags in a never-ending arms race: