Fake Mennonite Points for the day:
- Wearing Keen sandals: +1
- Wearing a dove shirt: +2
- …with past conventions on it: +1
- …which supported the justice fund: +5 points
- Biking: +1 points
- …to get groceries: +2 points
- …that are organic: +3 points
- Talking about it on the internet: -1000 points